The Argument from Pity

In response to the following nugget of wisdom featured on Fundies Say the Darndest Things . . .

"Morals exist, a moral Law Giver is necessary to explain this, this Moral Law Giver is God. Therefore, God exists."

. . . one Matty the Red had this to offer:

ok fine, let me try that logic

God is infinite forgiveness
In order to forgive he must first pity
Folly is universal we are all fools
Mr. T pities all fools
Therefore, Mr. T is god

Gold.