Wednesday, August 02, 2006

That's edjumacational!

While those in the reality-based community waste everybody's time with their egg-headed insistence on "science" and "evidence" and "critical thinking" and such, Ken Ham and his fellow creationists are getting things done in the service of our children's edjumacation.

PETERSBURG, Ky. - Like most natural history museums, this one has exhibits showing dinosaurs roaming the earth. Except here, the giant reptiles share the forest with Adam and Eve.

That, of course, is contradicted by science, but that’s the point of the $25 million Creation Museum rising fast in rural Kentucky.

Its inspiration is the Bible — the literal interpretation that contends God created the heavens and the earth and everything in them just a few thousand years ago.

“If the Bible is the word of God, and its history really is true, that’s our presupposition or axiom, and we are starting there,” museum founder Ken Ham said during recent tour of the sleek and modern facility, which is due to open next year.
You see, the atheist communist homosexual baby-killing evilutionist Darwinists have this "scientific method" thingamajig all wrong. They seem to think that science is about explaining phenomena via a process of observation, research and experiment. But that just gets things all topsy-turvy. That's putting the cart (science) before the horse (Scripture).

Real scientists know that you just can't do that. Real scientists know that the answers are already laid out for us in the Bible--and it is the scientist's job to look for evidence that seems to fit. They have their "Occam's Razor;" we have our "Jesus's Razor:" "God said it. I believe it. That settles it!" And isn't that much simpler than the methodological naturalist way of doing things? Phillip Johnson says it is. And he's smart: he's a law professor, so he knows what he's talking about.

Take a tour of the Creation Museum here. No Child will be Left Behind!