Do yourself a favour and read this before he wakes up and takes it down.
UPDATE: The comments are priceless, if merciless. E.g.:
I laughed so hard I aborted my foetus. Thanks for nothing, babykiller.UPDATE II: He still doesn't get it. What's WITH you, man, come on?? As the saying goes, "You couldn't get a clue if you were drenched in clue pheromones, dancing in a clue field in the middle of clue mating season, wearing a clue suit, and shouting, "Clooo! Cloooo!""